what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
He’s not until someone touches him
can you imagine if twitter existed in the 1800s
abe lincoln tweeting shit like “wow this play sucks just shoot me”
HE WAS SHOT IN 1865
- BAD WORDS TO NEVER USE NOT EVEN ADULT CAN USE
- frick frop
- heckle deckle
- diddly darn
- zoowe mama
do not ever use words like these or else u will be grounded by oboma
it’s 2013 why can’t i delete friends in real life
ok so it turns out what i was thinking of is called murder
my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great