| girl 1: | omg im pregnant |
| girl 2: | omg im addicted to drugs |
| girl 3: | omg im always drunk |
| me: | omg i accidentally reblogged this twice |
WHEN MY TEAR DUCTS GIVE ISSUE
I CAN’T USE JUST ANY TISSUE
I NEED
FOUR PLY
FOUR PLY
FOUR PLY
WHEN I CRY
(via cc-the-destroyer)
| mum: | why are there finger prints on the tv screen? |
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| mum: | you've been stroking the actors' faces again haven't you |
Hahahaa, omg I actually fell off my chair laughing..
(via letsgetwet-liam)